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“OK, I don’t have anyone else to talk to about this, and I can’t in any case because I’m really shy… but I’ve been so curious as to whether or not I would like being spanked in bed. So, the other day I tried spanking myself during

I’ve gotten this question a lot concerning if lapis can carry so I suppose it’s a good time to put into a headcanon about gems reproductionthis is just HC for fun’s sake really but I like to think whether a gem can be a carrier, a sire or mix of

Random take time Ok but real talk, idk how I don’t wet myself at work with the amount of soda I drink lol. The cups I drink out of at work hold about 6 oz of liquid and most adult bladders hold about 16 oz, and I drink sooo much .. Like today I already

princessharper76: simply2468:Seems like girls don’t wanna talk about pee no more :(This isn’t a reflection of you, but, many girls, like myself, get tired of being made into an object. We’re much more than our pee fetish. It’s not that we don’t

Alcoholics be like “I’m broke” but always have enough money for booze.

pinktwink:cadaverkeys:Im not American so please forgive me if this comes across as rude but when Americans start a sentence with “during the 2016 killer clown craze-” I can’t help myself. Talked about like it was a force of nature. Said

stuartsometimes: when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies” I get so fucking mad because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being but I also know my ass looks great in this dress

im pretty sure i’ve made my fb a safeplace for me to wander around but sometimes i still get some asshole in my newsfeed talking about how “bisexuality is not real/ doesnt exist”and it makes me SO ANGRY like, i should know better and try not to

to-many-cupcakes: to-many-cupcakes:The dream: I want to record myself feeding someone But I’d probably ruin it by giggling so much. Id do all thatand me talking about how hot this is I’d like to volunteer

to-many-cupcakes: 0nigum0: to-many-cupcakes: to-many-cupcakes: The dream: I want to record myself feeding someone But I’d probably ruin it by giggling so much. Id do all thatand me talking about how hot this is I’d like to volunteer feel like

I always talk about how I’m both Dean AND Cas-coded, but it’s such an embarrassing spit because it’s like Cas-coded: work myself into the ground because my sense of worth is inherently tied to how useful people find me, self-isolate

It’s bloody annoying being shy. I’ll spend a whole evening at a party asking everyone else about themselves. I’m not being self-deprecating; it’s because I’m too shy to talk about myself. So people come away from the evening actually having

I try not to care about star wars much, but my friend told me about his trans man Poe Dameron headcanons and now I’m looking up merch like a loser I can’t believe I played myself.

Sorry I know this is kinda pathetic of me but if you consider me a friend or would be happy to just talk to me could you respond or like this post.Nothing is really wrong I just keep struggling to tell myself that I’m not alone right now, it happens

maybelletea: you know those feels when you’re so into something and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat

voyageviolet replied to your post “Face-Off starts up again next week and I’m thinking about doing a…” Is Face Off that show about making costumes for sci fi/horror shows? I haven’t really watched it myself, but that sounds like it

vaguely related, but when I was a kid (like 10/11) I remember I was talking about something where I was referring to myself as a ruler (king/queen) of something. I don’t quite remember what it was but it was something silly. Anyway, I didn’t want

thinking about it, I think the most #Me theoretical SU character would be a Fusion between Pearl and Greg. Like, they’ll never fuse in-show but if they did the resulting Fusion would probably basically just be me.

u ever get bad vibes from someone u barely know. like u have never talked to them once but something about them is just making you go mmm nah don’t think i should associate myself with them and then some shit happens and they caught in the middle

sometimes i forget to turn my mic back off when recording so all u hear is me yelling goddamn memes like FIRMLY GRASP IT. GRASP IT. GRASP THE RAINMAKER. GRAB THE FUCKING RAINMAKER I HAVE MY KRAKEN and shit like. MCFUCK or STEPPING ON THE FUCKING BEACH

delphinated: NO BUT ARE WE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW ETHAN DUNCAN’S THERE WITH COPHINE? HELL YES TO THE ULTIMATE SCIENCE MEGA FORCE SAVING COSIMA’S HIDE AND KICKING ASS DADDY DUNCAN’S GON SAVE YOU ALL WITH HIS ORIGINAL GENOME

thelovelybones124: Say at least one good thing. It could be anything 🤗💖 I’m good with my hands. I’m the extended family’s handyman/mechanic. I’m a good family man for my wife and kids.

stuartsometimes: when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies” I get so fucking mad because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being but I also know my ass looks great in this dress

tagged by @sapphicfaery !Rules: complete the questions and tag 20 people· How tall are you? 1.57cm · What colour and style is your hair? dark blonde and in need of a serious restyling· What color

😞I hate myself for still caring about u. It’s been 4 months of not talking to u. Nothing at all like our friendship was shit to u. I can say fuck u all day or that bitch fake but at the end of the day u the 1 who know me inside n out. W/ u I didn’t

Wow i spent like 2 days psyching myself up to go out tonight and managed to talk myself out of it in the space of five minutes. I guess i’ll be in with cheese on toast and Friends tonight then.

geekleetist: Feast your looking globes on this sh•t! Now, obviously I’m a much bigger Boba fan than Ironman fan…but that’s only because Boba lives a solitary lifestyle like myself. It’s true, we’ve talked about it over in the Pornhub forums…

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

stuartsometimes: when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies” I get so fucking mad because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being but I also know my ass looks great in this dress

I had a really bad day today but I’m over what happened. I just feel really down on myself about other stuff. I’m really insecure about things like how people see me and what they think of me. More than three or four times I’ve been

so this girl, we weren’t besties or anything but i considered her a friend, she made a vague post about me a little bit ago on how im toxic for her mental health, i guess because i carry myself like a strong person? like im extremely friendly and

it really is amazing how much less stress is off your shoulders when you stop worrying about pleasing other people or worrying about whether people like you or not just always remember yourself is important too

groans, so like the lyricstuck i was doing, im kinda not even into it anymore there was a final part in the song which repeated the same verse 5 times before it ends, but i drew everything before that so there’s almost 20 pics and i don’t

If you guys follow me on twitter/insta you would have already seen me freak out about this but i tucked myself into bed last night but decided to do breed some perfect IV charmander and the VERY FIRST EGG hatched shiny!! i was like “that doesn’t

sometimes i get excited about something or just want to share a thing and i want to tell a friend(s) but then i stop myself cause im like “they wouldn’t care” and it suuuucks, i hate that feelingcause tbh when im comfortable with someone i like

tedbundy:“I think I’ve made myself clear on that. Ted Bundy is not crazy, or anywhere near it. I have done some things I’m not proud of. Some of these things I may talk about; others I never can. But, just like I’ve told every lawyer I’ve ever

namingisdifficult:jen-iii:Why does this seem like some sort of fanfiction plot? From what I hear, this episode is a crossover with another series called Uncle Grandpa, which is about a magical dude who’s simultaneously everyone’s uncle and grandfather.

You better finish before the end of summer or i’ll eat myself(villainmayhem)i gotta finish the game first my man, at my own pace, and i like this a lot but i hope um…….i really hope there’s no spoilers here….

refiningfire: here’s a new journal page! it’s kinda messy but i like that about it. this is advice i wrote to myself but i hope it’ll help some of you guys too!! i’m here if anyone ever needs to talk btw :-) (please don’t delete my caption!!!!)

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